Humour

From 16Guidelines

Jump to: navigation, search
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A1: A tree in a golden forest.

A2: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.

A3: One to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer is Four. One to change the bulb.

A4: None. Zen masters carry their own light.
Retrieved from "http://www.16guidelines.org/wiki/index.php/Humour"